| Re: [I] Elephant baby born [message #250419] |
Di, 04 April 2006 22:45 |
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"Aggie" <aggieangst [at] yourway.com> wrote:
> "Arthur Hagen" <art [at] broomstick.com> wrote in message
> news:e0s4f0$fl1$1 [at] tree.broomstick.com...
> > Aggie <aggieangst [at] yourway.com> wrote:
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> >> Anti-elephants?! Anti-elephants! I've never heard of such a thing!
> >> What sort of horrible person would be anti-elephant? I am outraged!
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> > Indeed! They must have been served a tough steak.
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> But if you can finish the entire thing in under an hour, it's free!
Well... if you finish an entire elephant in under an hour, I bet _you_
won't be paying the bill. Or any bill any more. What they'll make your
next of kin pay is another computation.
Richard
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| Re: [I] Elephant baby born [message #250455 ] |
Mi, 05 April 2006 00:37 |
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Richard Bos:
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> Well... if you finish an entire elephant in under an hour, I bet _you_
> won't be paying the bill. Or any bill any more. What they'll make your
> next of kin pay is another computation.
Nah, you'll probably be all right. Assuming it's a forest elephant,
and you resist the temptation of a waffer-thin mint.
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